The fantastic JARRED CHRISTMAS -

as seen on 'Mock', 'Cocks' and 'Cats' joins us on his UK tour.


At the age of 34 Jarred is reflecting on a life of accidental trials leading to a pre-midlife crisis of a 

Man with no hobby. So how did he get here?

  • At the age of 8 he wanted to be the Milky Bar Kid

  • At the age of 12 he accidentally dabbled in the occult

  • At the age of 15 he joined the porn industry as a low level supplier

  • At the age of 16 he took a "Male Grooming and Confidence" course and became a catwalk   model for a day

  • At the age of 19 he pretended to be gay to break up with a girl, he pretended to be a  Christian to kiss another girl and he went out with a dancer who cracked his rib with her thighs.

  • At the age of 34 he thought all these stories should make for a good comedy show.


'Best of the crop... a fabulously boisterous Kiwi with a definite future' Evening Standard

'Impressive stuff... a comedic high-five' Chortle

'One of the funniest men to pick up a microphone' Time Out


14th November

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